to the only web-page on the entire internet that is actually

NOT UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

Yes, you read this right: this page is finished. Complete. No changes to it are planned. This is the way it's supposed to be. There isn't even a hit-counter here. This page is just going to sit there as it is. There's absolutely no point in checking back tomorrow or next week or ever, really, as there will not be any new content here. Ever. You can now tell your children and grandchildren that you were there when the first pages on the web were actually finished. Congratulations.